Entry: Dodge Aries K Monday, June 22, 2009



So I'm driving home from work tonight.  Busy highway.  I hit a slow pack of cars and can see a quarter of a mile up ahead.  Brown car....turn signal on for the next two miles...going 55 tops in a 65 zone during rush hour.  3 miles... I can make out that it's a circa 1980 something Dodge Aries K...the color of unhealthy feces. 

4 miles....I overtake the K.  The driver looked exactly as I imagined he would. 

Exactly.

I also know that this man's house smells like slightly spoiled lunch meat.  Trust me on this one.

   5 comments

Daveman
June 23, 2009   06:37 PM PDT
 
DAMMIT! ITS NOT FECAL BROWN!! Its Sub-terrainian Orange!!! get off my back. And I cant help it if my road reflexes are a little slow. Its the pain meds man, its the pain meds! Speaking as of which my medicinal herb is running low. You try driving with rhoids the size of Texas. ;-)
doctordoug
June 23, 2009   03:03 PM PDT
 
Why change the carpet ,... it matches the appliances in the kitchen. K cars,.. the only salvation for those of us that owned Ramblers.
Miss Ginger
June 23, 2009   04:24 AM PDT
 
Don't forget the "Autumn Gold" shag carpeting that is only cleaned on occasion with his carpet sweeper.
One Fine Combover
June 23, 2009   03:07 AM PDT
 
Dont knock the K - mine has carried the contents of my flea market stand for years now.
Zombie
June 22, 2009   08:46 PM PDT
 
I think that might be my high school algebra teacher. Just sayin'.

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