I'm seriously considering making an offer as I am looking for a phone that has nothing to do with apes. My last phone was primate and the cost of bananas was a serious problem. Also, as you can see by the picture of the phone he does not have a picture of the phone.
You just can't make this stuff up. Well, I can but the real stuff is gold.
Editors Note: I'm serious. My last cell phone was a Samsung V2 Ring-tailed Lemur. It was a good deal but when I got it home and tried to dial a number it bit me and shrieked. It ran all over the house and shit on everything. I had to shoot it and those pricks at Verizon would NOT issue a refund.
