Entry: Let's Hear from Larry Tuesday, October 23, 2007



Good evening and welcome to another edition of Larry King Live!  Tonight my guests will be Buddy Hacket, Rhea Pearlman and that guy who used to paint trees on PBS.  You know, that Brillo top could paint a bunch of pine trees like nobody's business.  You can have your fancy European painters but I'll take trees over fuzzy fat naked people laying around eating cheese any day of the week.  Remember how he used to say "fire in!"?  Yeah, me either but that's what's scrolling across the teleprompter.  Let's run down my thoughts for the day. 

  • Tires.  Cars wouldn't go far without 'em.
  • For my money there's no better practical gift than a can of Slippo.
  • I don't like the guy on camera five.  Get 'em the hell out of here.  What, he's union?  I'll see you after the show, you slack-jawed camera monkey punk.
  • That reuben I had for lunch is screaming to get out of me one way or the other.  Earth, wind or fire.
  • I was all jacked up on hooch at a party at Burt Reynold's place a few years back and had the misfortune of throwing up on Art Garfunkel.  He started crying and I yelled "parsley, sage, rosemary and slime you crooner wimp ".   He can throw a pretty good punch for a pasty, bald-headed singer.

   4 comments

ktoab
October 25, 2007   05:58 PM PDT
 
Bob Ross. Yeah, that's the name. I thank you and so does Larry.

FIRE IN!
Gloria
October 24, 2007   06:03 PM PDT
 
The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross. He had a meeeeeeeean 'fro.
Scott
October 24, 2007   12:01 PM PDT
 
You'd be a little abrasive if you had ninety wives, too.
I like tyres. I spell 'em all forrrinn, as well.
Daveman
October 23, 2007   07:33 PM PDT
 
I enjoyed Buddy Hacket, he took all of Rhea Pearlman's guff - so I guess you could say, "he could hack it".
That Ross painter guy is a sissy. I like broad manly strokes - like painting a house - ah - now there's art fer ya.

I have film of the Art Garfunkel incident. I'm selling it the pictures to the highest bidder on Ebay - yeah, baby.

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