mmmm.. gots some mojo workin'
got a piece o some pie
got a big oozin' chancre
and a case of pink eye
gots the bad butt stank
be a funk in de air
got a small glass of cola
mixed up wid cat hair
I fell off my bar stool
landed right on my head
my lip done swell up
be all bloody and red
my hair all burnt off
in a bad accident
my intestines exploded
wid a questionable scent
got me the scabies
and I gots lime disease
I gots me some rabies
and big holes in my knees
my toenails be yellow
all crusty and hard
my old lady calls me
Jean Luc Retard
got a serious problem
wid de chronic itch
gotta get me some sandpaper
and take care o dat b...
I got me no credit
I got me no bread
I gots halitosis
no teef in my head
bow shoomy da boomy
bow oomy ba doom
bow shoomy da foomy
bow goom ba boom
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